lolsofunny:

Studies say that 1 in 10 household items are gay

it’s always the lamp

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Anne Hathaway in her roles over the years

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museumuesum:

Zhang Huan, Family Tree, 2000

About this work, the artist says, “I invited 3 calligraphers to write texts on my face from early morning until night. I told them what they should write and to always keep a serious attitude when writing the texts even when my face turns to dark. My face followed the daylight till it slowly darkened. I cannot tell who I am. My identity has disappeared.

This work speaks about a family story, a spirit of family. In the middle of my forehead, the text means “Move the Mountain by Fool (Yu Kong Yi Shan)”. This traditional Chinese story is known by all common people, it is about determination and challenge. If you really want to do something, then it could really happen. Other texts are about human fate, like a kind of divination. Your eyes, nose, mouth, ears, cheekbone, and moles indicate your future, wealth, sex, disease, etc. I always feel that some mysterious fate surrounds human life which you can do nothing about, you can do nothing to control it, it just happened.”

(via cuntlery)

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the-winchester-initiative:

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

Get out.

(via nostalgic-cries)

“Oh Christ I just wanted you / to Fuck me / and Then / I Became Greedy, I wanted / You to Love me” Tracy Emin, 2009.

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thissimplefeeling:

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gaspardette:

“Dear Diary, I’m 16, I weigh 16.5 stone and I live in Lincolnshire. My interests include music, vegging out and finding a fit boy - oh, scratch that, any boy, to quench my ever-growing horn. Unfortunately, I already have a lover that makes me look pregnant: Food. But there’s a difference between snacking and binging and I - don’t - binge - anymore. And if anyone ever finds this diary and reads it and comes to the conclusion that I’m crazy… they’d be spot on.”

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ziggymardust:

I’m just sayin’

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why do girls look so good in over sized sweaters and messy buns but when i do it i look like i stepped out of a meth lab

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tyleroakley:

The 11th Commandment.

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