January 2012
My mother and I were changing the words to Adele's...
Mom: Kristie, what soda do you want, Pepsi?
Me: Yeah... Wait. NEVER MIND I WANT SOME MOUNTAIINN DEWWW.
*few minutes later*
Me: Ma, which vegetable do you want?
Mom: I WANT NOTHING BUT THE BEST BROCCOLI TOOOOOOO.
*few minutes later*
Mom: Hey, get out the list.
Me: why... So we DON'T FORGET MEAT, I BEG
Mom: I'LL REMEMBER CAUSE YOU SAID
Me: SOMETIMES WE GROCERY SHOP AND SOMETIMES WE EAT OUT INSTEAD
Mom: *pretends to sob*
December 2011
drunk-with-hope asked: WHEN ARE YOU BACK IN THE LAND OF KANGAROOS, KOALAS, DEADLY FREAKING SPIDERS AND SNAKES, AND GUM TREES? :)
Just watched 'The Help', and it would be safe to...
drunk-with-hope asked: AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!
